Hi, I'm Bigfoot and I officially declare my 2020 bid for President of the United States. I am an unaffiliated candidate, so there's no party ... other than the one scheduled at my dwelling on Super Tuesday!
I'm big, hairy, malodorous, kind of sneaky, and a lot of people find me scary. I may be America's most mysterious resident, but I'm really a pretty normal guy. Come on in and get to know me.
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